awesome craigslist posting

I just saw this on craigslist and i think it's my favorite ever. will one of my lovely single girlfriends write this guy an email so he will be our friend?

I am the best indie mix maker that has ever lived. (mission district)

Reply to: pers-193439355@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-08-12, 5:51PM PDT


That's right. Better than your friend in New York, better than your older brother, better than any character from a Nick Hornby novel and all your exboyfriends combined. I make the best mixes that have ever been or ever will be made. No contest. Hands down.

I also make the best vegan breakfast ever made. I've also elevated bicycle neglect to an art form so advanced even I would need an M.A. to explain it. No one has ever been annoyed by crowded bars with such moxie and panache. No episode of This American Life is complete until I've heard it. Whiskey intoxicates no one until I drink it, coffee with me is a creative act, my sleep is an interpretive dance, my high-five is tantamount to a pulitzer, and when I kiss you, your favorite song, your favorite dessert, the rapture, nirvana, orgasm, enlightenment and the apocalypse all at once unfold, implode, ensnare, dissolve and transform you into a being of pure light, eros, beauty and nothingness for as long as it lasts, and after it nothing will ever be the same again. I suck at pool, though. That much seems never to change.

Please be extremely cute and funny and arty and fit and intelligent. Please live in the mission, be in your late 20s, sexual, bike-dependent, conscientious, thoughtful. Please be laid back and not seeking a big deal. Please send a pic and the best response ever written.